i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj
me: ugh i dont want to do that
brain: dont do it then
me: can’t argue with that
sometimes I get stressed about the amount of wrong there is and come on here to forget about it. then I process it by writing self aware prose or tragic poetry. i know. great
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i literally never force myself to do anything thats probably my biggest problem abjzsdgdhdj
me: ugh i dont want to do that
brain: dont do it then
me: can’t argue with that
bye i love this
Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power?
Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing]
Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm.
Woman 1: *joins in*
Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*This is sO GOOD
parents: “u should be more active”
me:
Pet: *falls asleep*
Me: *lies down in front of them, gets three inches from their face, and stares at them for 30 minutes*
“You are a strange looking puppy.”
*sees moon*
*remembers outer space*
nice
aaaand i made a compilation of my favorite cat vines
Wish we could bring all of them back
*runs out of breath while eating*
This is amazing
Ok but how did they make it look like he was driving
this deserves an academy award nomination
me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*